Who You Talking To?

I always feel like I need to remind mutha fuckas at times that I am an adult. Its emphasized so much because I truly think that some people forget that I am a 25 year old grown ass woman and not some 7 year old child that needs discipline. I don't need nobody to pull out a belt and whoop me. I dont need somebody all down my throat over every fucken thing. I don't need you in my face sounding like a Rhode Scholar because you feel like you got to prove you ate smart. Guess what bitch? I'm smart and I have a lot more short and simpler words that get the job done just as good. Don't talk down to me. Don't toot your nose up at me. Dont talk to me like a kid. My parents talk to me and recognize me as the adult that I am, and I am their child. I expect the same from everybody else. Recognize the fact that you are not only talking to an adult but a semi civilized one at that. Adding in my credentials is only necessary when talking to people that feel they need a reason to treat you differently. You need a reason to treat me like a grown ass woman? I just gave you one. Either act right towards me or shut the fuck up. I don't argue either, but I do find myself at times stooping to the level of others and acting the fuck out. Just me being childish because that is what that is. Oh you got beef? Come talk to me at a voice that is at normal level. Use your inside voice. Don't come yelling, hoot, hollering all in my shit and think for a second that I want to talk to you about anything. We are not having any sort of a conversation with you throwing tantrums and acting like a 5 year old. Hell I know a 5 year old and she don't act out that bad, so I will not accept that from someone that hasn't been in grade school for more than a year. You done lost yo mind and yo common sense thinking I am going to respond to that. Oh and don't think because I have some sort of connection with you that you have now become my boss and can just demand me to do shit. Who in the blue fuck do you think you are talking to? Take that demand and shove it up yo lazy ass. If you want me to do something, ask me, and make sure you say please and thank you. I am not talking to my fam or my crew or anybody else that has showed me this respect. No I am talking to all the people out there that think that because we fucking or are in a relationship or are over me at work or just have some sort of rapport with me you can just talk to me any kind of way. Umm fuck you. I dont accept. You will get a response from me, but it wont be pleasant. I don't take well to being yelled at, so please keep your voice to a minimum when talking to me. Now I know when I get excited that my voice raises and I have no clue when that is happening. I know the difference between naturally loud and yelling. Don't fucken yell or holler at me. Another thing: I cuss a lot. It's my second language. No matter what my mood is, I cuss. I know when I am being cussed out. Don't think you will get away with that Scott free unless I deserved and even then there are better ways of going about talking to me about than all that extra. I don't do dramatics except for the shit I watch on TV. Fuck the bullshit. Watch ya mouth when talking to somebody because people are crazy these days and yo ass will be the next one on the news because you was all big bad and bold and talked down to the wrong person. You like being talked to like that? That's on you. Me personally, I will pass. Fuck that shit. I ain't telling anybody to do anything. It is just a suggestion. A very strong one. Don't get asked the question of who you are talking to because any statement after that probably wont be too good. Respect is earned, and in order to earn it you must give it. Pass it around along with those smiles people. Communication is the key to this message. Learn how to communicate with others on the level that they deserve and you want them to communicate with you. Don't think I know what I am talking about? Hey man...I'm just saying...

The Switch-Up

I called this post what I called it because that is the perfect name for what I am about to talk about. You see, there is something that I have thought about and have experienced when dealing with a few people in the past, including family and friends. Ever been in private with somebody, and they act one way in front of you, but when you get in front of other people, their behavior changes? Yeah I've been there and done it without knowing it. It is one thing when you are dealing with different walks of life and different types of friends. This is something that is often considered adapting. Yeah that is how it happens sometimes. This becomes different when dealing with somebody that you have some sort of emotional or physical relationship with. Please, please, for the love of Pete, do not be all lovey dovey behind closed doors and then when you get in front of your friends start fronting like you don't act like that. I mean seriously? That is hella childish. Don't be calling yo man daddy and waiting on him hand and foot at home but then start kicking it to your friends like you run shit. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! Fellas that do this, don't be calling here all kinds of boo's and baby's when yall alone but when you get in front of everybody else then it's "yeah I run this shit" just to look hard. I busted out my ex in high school when he decided to tell people that he don't eat pussy. Trust and believe, he deserved it. Stop kicking it out the way that it ain't. If you wash that mutha fucka's dirty drawers, say that shit. Fuck what other people think. They are not in this thing that you two have got going on. And another thing, put the relationship out there the way it is. Don't be calling somebody your significant other in front of people so that you can have that person to yourself but continue to treat them like the cut friend that person is. I'm telling you, that is some ultimate bullshit. If you end up the victim in this situation, FRONT THAT ASS OUT! Tell that mutha fucka in front of everybody how it is...if they get mad, make the beginning steps to cut that ass off. Trust and believe, nobody should have to go under the treatment of experiencing two people in their life when there is only one other person in the room. Don't be false claiming cuz you jealous and selfish. Can't handle that person fucking somebody else? Cuff or leave it be and find somebody else that is going to be willing to let you fuck around but won't do it themselves. One big important thing: COMMUNICATION! Talk shit out, but make sure to let this person know that you are not about their bullshit and the way that they act around closed doors is the way they need to act in public, in front of friends, in front of family, etc. If you wait on me hand and foot at home, that is how you need to be at all times, PERIOD! Equal treatment at all times. I don't give a fuck. No that does not give the golden ticket to be a dick or a bitch at all times, but there needs to be some sort of consistency in behavior because two faces are not better than one. Don't treat a person like shit in front of your family, but don't take those in front of people you don't want them to meet. Again, this does not give a person a ticket to act like a straight ass. Period. I be damned if I'm baby when we alone but as soon as your friends come around, I'm just Keshia. Umm what happened to baby? Fuck that. I don't like that shit, and it should never be tolerated. You better get ya shit together, and establish how you going to kick it to everybody, get your emotions in line, and make sure communication and HONESTY (yes that is just as important) is always present and happens. Can't talk shit out? You about to have a hard life. Remember to keep only one face and let it be the only one that you should wear. Period. Need to work on it? Baby steps, but this is how things should be. Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Hey man...I'm just saying...