Bossy

Okay so this is gonna touch some nerves of some people that I know and might just get my ass kicked. I just want to point out that I am entitled to my personal opinion and I am giving it. Don't like it? Let me know. I'll take it into consideration. Okay on to what I wanted to talk about...bosses. When I hear the word boss, I think of a mutha fucka that hires and fires people. Somebody that makes the schedule and signs off on checks for other mutha fuckas. Somebody that works hard for what they earn, no matter how they earn it but have other people earning or just simply working up under them. Bosses. If you don't have a fucken job, stop calling yourself a boss. If you have no source of income whatsoever, don't even think about calling yourself a boss. If you call the shots of nothing, you not a boss period. Quit screaming you a fucken boss like you in a damn music video and about to become that next big thing. It ain't fucking happening dude. This goes for everybody. I am so sick of females talking about they are boss bitches but can't don't work or have a side hustle or nothing. And no broke ass hoe solely living off somebody else don't make you a boss. Get yo supposed to be grown ass up and make your own fucken money. That's something bosses do. Fellas, popping bottles and chasing these hoes with your rent and bill money don't make you a boss. It makes you stupid. Get yo mind right. Want to live like Rick Ross still having your keys taken by ya mama cuz you didn't take the trash out. What boss you know lives like that? There are 15 year olds that run their own side hustles. They can say they're bosses more than yo broke ass. Sound like you need to make some moves shawty. I mean do you really think you a boss for real? Oh my bad. You living through a song. Here, let me help you out: in reality, you a regular mutha fucka that sits on yo ass and waits for the next mutha fucka to make something happen for you. Don't work. Don't grind. Dont even offer a service or product to sell. Just lazy. Sorry to inform you that your "boss" life don't exist, but I guess that person that is fucking you is giving you some glimmer of hope that it is. End that shit please. I know I might be going off the deep end with this one, but there are so called adults that have this kind of mentality. It fucks with my sanity. Ugh what the fuck man? Until you are making boss moves or have some sort of boss qualities, don't ever think you deserve to call yourself a boss. Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Haha okay. Hey man...I'm just saying...

The Assumption of One and Only

You're single. You meet this other single person. Y'all chit for a little while and then you decide that you are okay with this person so y'all exchange numbers. The conversation continues, and y'all discover that y'all are on the same page with what you want. At some point you decide to date. On date number three, you find out you are not the only one he/she is dating. You are pissed. You want to end the dating and still just be cool with the person. He/she didn't lie to you and tell you that you were the only one. You just assumed it. Guess what? You just created a common personal problem. Here comes the explanation. You didn't ask if this person was dating other people. You didn't inquire if this person was being monogamous with this special request in change to y'all relationship with one another. You just figured that this person have you and only you in his/her life like that. Why would you do that crazy shit? First of all, you should have asked this person do he/she intend to date other people. Second of all, you have to remember that this person is single and has no obligation to you. Thirdly, you can't expect this person to give up information you don't ask for. Finally, don't accuse him/her of lying of they haven't said shit. It ain't the same. There is an argument about that last one, but I'm staying on topic so fuck all that. Anywho, single people have the right to date and fuck and befriend and romance and do whatever with whoever they want. You can't expect this person to just be all into you if its not discussed like that. The understanding has to be put there: a single person can do what they want to do. Don't make yourself the limitation. If y'all are just fucking, don't assume that you are the only one. Oh hell nah. Don't ever assume you aren't the only one either when it comes to getting down with the get down. There are some that date and fuck just one person at a time, but don't just assume that person is you or the person you are interested in is that type of person. Don't wanna date someone dating others? Then don't. Don't wanna fuck a person fucking others? Then don't. It is as simple as that. Don't get mad if you find yourself to be in somebody's circle and didn't inquire on how they live life and get down. No matter how you chose to fuck with this person, you did it without research. Fumble. By the way, they don't have to tell you shit and they damn sho don't have to tell you the truth. Please remember these two statements when you decide to ask them about everything. Communication is key, and without some sort of communication, you will fall flat on your ass as you decide to put yourself in this kind of situation. All you had to do was ask. If he/she don't wanna answer your question, don't just assume he/she is being secretive and don't wanna say nothing. Maybe he or she thinks it is none of your fucken business and for you to stay in your lane. If this is voiced to you in this way, respect their honesty and know you have just been thrown a red flag. Oh and to all you mutha fuckas that think because you fucking or dating you in a relationship with this person, you are horribly mistaken and need to re-evaluate some shit cuz its something that only you know and are convinced of but this person is not. Under no circumstances should a person assume he or she is in a relationship with another person without this being discussed and agreed upon. I had a friend tell me about some bitch that assumed they was in a relationship because they would fuck. The only reason she got to spend the night was because she rides the bus and she had to wait to the morning to get home. Chick didn't know that we don't love these hoes. You can't just put yourself in that kind of situation with somebody and think they are just gonna agree to it. "Oh yeah baby since you are my woman..." "oh I'm your woman huh? Yeah I guess that's cool..." Not even in movies bruh. That fantasy is straight bullshit in a pretend world. Fuck were you thinking? When involving your feelings and heart, you can't assume anything. You gotta discuss, clarify, and agree. Its that simple. Otherwise you gonna be singing that men/women ain't shit song and dance yo ass right into the world of you crazy mutha fucka land where everybody tells you how you done lost your damn mind for thinking that it was just you and that there was more than what it was. Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Well somebody does. Hey man...I'm just saying...

One Sided Investments

Okay, after a six month hiatus, I am back people. Yes ladies and gentlemen, niggas and niggettes, I am back. The crowd goes wild...yaaay! Okay seriously, I wanted to say something about a subject people talk about and, of course, I had a conversation about earlier. Let's start with the story that got me on this topic in the first place. So my best friend and I was talking about chicks and whatnot. He proceeds to start talking about this chick he done hit right? Well he says to me, "I think she trying to be my girl." My next actions: Smacks forehead. Looks up. Says "seriously?" Yeah I did that. Why do I have a problem with this? She is about to get her feelings hurt, and the only person to blame is herself. Do I give a fuck? No. I am fresh out of those and don't plan to get anymore ever. Here's the thing. All that "oh we should be together shit" when y'all just fucking...yeah don't do that. The only time I see how feelings can get caught up in it is when you are getting special treatment, and no that don't include you getting picked up instead of riding the bus. Just because a mutha fucka decided you didn't have to walk that five minutes from the bus stop to his house don't mean he care about you any more than he did before. When the only thing that has been established between you two is that y'all gonna fuck, where does all this feelings shit come from? Men, you think only women do it? Hahahaha WRONG! Y'all do that shit too. "I'm saying though Keshia why won't you be my girl?" Fool I don't like you like that! Please! Loving these hoes? Yeah I ain't about that life. You gotta be doing some extra special shit for me to get that deep in it. If you gonna start investing your feelings into shit, at least make sure that that y'all are having more conversations other than when the next time you coming through to give up some ass. Yeah that's all you are there for and that is the only relationship you have decided to have with this person, so please dont do all that extra shit when you get shut down. I ain't saying it gonna work. I'm saying that 99% of the time you gonna be the only mutha fucka to feel that way if the only interaction y'all have is the five minutes it takes for you to set up a fuck session and the actual fuck session itself. If y'all have been getting it on for about six months and you don't know this mutha fucka full name and birthday, you will never be his/her significant other. Nah that ain't happening. I'll do you one better. If he/she does not ever mentions anything about y'all hanging out or chilling with each other outside of fucking, not even to go as far as to ask you what you doing with the rest of your day, you can definitely forget about ever getting this person to move things in a different direction. Being a friend is one thing, but when there is a strict put your clothes on and leave policy between y'all after y'all done doing the do, why would you want to be with this person? This one dude thought I had feelings for him after a couple of years of this song and dance. Lmao boy he is too stupid. If it has already been established that all y'all gonna do is have sexual intercourse with each other, leave ya feelings alone. They don't deserve to get hurt because you had some ridiculous notion that you could change this person and how they feel about this situation. Nah. Never that. When its just sex involved, that's all it needs to be. Don't think I know what I'm talking about. Maybe I don't. Hey man...I'm just saying...