A fact about the author of these posts: I have been a fan of wrestling since the age of 9. Yes I am talking about WWF/E, TNA, Ring of Honor, NWA, etc. I also love traditional style wrestling like they do in the Olympics. Having been a fan for so long, I get questions about a lot of things concerning the sport. Where is such and such? Why has it changed so much? Does such and such still come on? I answer them and keep it moving. One question I hate: "you know its fake right?" Let me explain something to you: I am fully aware and have the common knowledge that what I am watching is not real. I am aware that what I am watching is like a very violent soap opera. Please don't ask me or tell me this shit like I just started watching Raw and Impact yesterday. Seriously I can't stand that shit. Oh and only the storylines and some of the moves are fake. Those injuries and some of the moves in the ring are definitely real. Getting medical clearance to wrestle? Real. The problems backstage and off camera? Real. Want a good look into wrestling from a real point of view? Watch Beyond the Mat and Card Subject to Change. Read a book by a wrestler. Watch a documentary about a wrestler. Know your shit before you step to me with that "wrestling is fake" bullshit. I really do get sick of hearing. I ain't stupid and I ain't gonna stop watching. What is really the fucken point of you telling me that? I mean shut the fuck up. Damn! Oh and if wrestling is so fake, why the fuck do you know more about the last show than I do? Yeah. Hush. What I am saying is this: this is one of the most interesting things there is to me. Don't diss my shit because that "reality" show you was watching last week ain't that real itself. If you want to know if I know about something that I have been watching for 16 years of my life, the answer is yes. Stop asking me that shit. Please. Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Hey man...I'm just saying...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
The Bedroom Rules
Ladies and Gentlemen, I was having a conversation just last night and I hear the story about how a person's bedroom space was violated. Yes this is possible especially when you are dealing with mutha fuckas that obviously don't know you that well. I don't know about everybody else bit I will tell you this: you will learn real quick from me when you have violated my space period. I would like to present to you my own person bedroom rules. No it is not all sexual but you will learn to respect my space. Here we go:
1. Don't get your ass in the middle of my bed and invade all of my space. The blue cloud is a beautiful place...MY BEAUTIFUL PLACE! What the fuck is wrong wit you? The only exception to this if I am about to lay on you so we can cuddle while we sleep or chilling. Otherwise, stay yo ass out of the majority of my bed space. That is mine and mine only!
2. Don't come changing my channels and flipping all through my shit. Yes nigga I'm watching that. I might be courteous enough to ask what you wanna watch but only if I care.
3. Don't plan to spend the night unless invited to do so. The only exceptions to this: my family and the crew, and I will even let them know if its bad timing. If I didn't suggest you stay, prepare to go home before I go to sleep.
4. Don't be going through my shit. Never had this problem, but I wish a mutha fucka would...
5. My puppy is going to be in my room from time to time. Its his room too. Respect his space. He lives here. You don't.
6. Throw away anything you plan to dispose of in the trash can. Its green and sits in one corner of my room. Use it.
7. Don't think because you are in my room that you gonna get me naked unless this is something we have previously discussed. Just cuz I brought you up here don't mean I wanna let you have it. Nah shit don't work like that.
8. If I get dressed, it means you get dressed too. Follow suit. If I am putting on my clothes don't get comfortable in my bed naked and relax yourself. Nah. Please dress and plan to bounce.
9. No dramatics. I don't do those. Don't bring to my place of peace.
10. If we agree to fuck, please don't get in my bed or my room bullshitting. Yes I am cool with a convo beforehand and yeah we can do more than just that. When the clothes come off I expect your A game. Nothing less. The second I figure out you are fronting on me, I will show you the door. Bye bitch. Not wit it.
11. Practice good hygiene and don't come in my room smelling all kinds of foul. If we cool like that you will be allowed to take a shower. Otherwise you will get put out. Done deal.
12. If you pass gas and don't say excuse me or pass one of those killers that run a chick out her own shit, go to the bathroom, plan to leave, and know you have killed the whole mood.
13. If you want to leave, don't give me an excuse to why you leaving. Just give me a "I'm about to get ready to go" and I will politely walk you to the door.
14. I do live with other people. Be mindful of this when you come to my place. Thanks.
15. Don't insult or disrespect me. This includes my stuff and anything that stands for what I am about. Period.
This is all I have for now but if you ever get the pleasure of being in my room, you will know that it can be another one or two out there. Please know that every person has their own set of bedroom rules, and it might not be put up on the wall it something, but they exist. Don't think you are the exception unless told so and know it for a fact. You better have a talk before you get over there. Otherwise you probably will end up embarrassing yourself. Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Hey man...I'm just saying...