Pick It Up...I Know You See It

One thing that we are taught as children is how to clean up after ourselves. Somebody is there to tell us to pick up our shit off our bedroom floors, kitchen counters, dining room tables, and living rooms, just to name a few places. Eventually, you would think a person that is taught this from a young age would make it a habit and learn how to clean up after themselves in every aspect of their daily lives, no matter what the situation maybe. Unfortunately I have learned that this is not the case. There are people of adult age that don't know how to clean up after themselves. They don't know the simple concept of picking up after themselves or wiping something up that they have spilled. Your bedroom is your business, but if you a nasty mutha fucka, I suggest you don't entertain there. If your house is dirty and you are expecting company, please do that person the common courtesy of tidy up your shit and eliminating all smells before this person gets there. If I walk in your house for the first time and I see all kinds of everything everywhere, I am not gonna wanna be there for long. If there is a bad smell, you can forget about me coming back. Oh and fucking? Out the question. A nasty house is the result of a nasty person. How do you expect me to believe that you keep yourself clean if you don't keep your surroundings at least decent? Some people can leave in all levels of filth. That is on you hunny, but I will he the one to ask you questions. Yes I will question that dirty dish in your floor. Yes I will wonder what that is stuck to your wall. Yeah I will ask you why is there a smell in your house. What the fuck man? If it is that serious, you should never entertain at home. Oh and don't just clean up the main place that you will be chilling out and not the pathway it takes to get there. If you know you have to walk through the living room, the dining room, and the kitchen before you reach the bedroom, you might want to clean all that shit up and make it look presentable BEFORE they get there. I don't blame them for leaving if they come in and it looks like there has been a party for a month straight in that bitch. Oh so the kitchen dirty? Nah I dont want nothing to eat or drink. Don't get mad at me refusing either. I seen that roach crawl across your counter and a month's worth of dishes in your sink. Just disgusting. Oh y'all think I am just talking about men? I have seen and heard of some of the most disgusting shit come from WOMEN! That's right, women can and in some cases are dirtier and nastier than men are. When I was in college, I leaved on campus for two years. The second year was horrid when it came to the bathroom situation. I swear we had a floor meeting with our RA every other week about the bathroom. It was disgusting to see women leave like that. I mean really. It was a female's apartment that helped me to develop my hatred for bad smells. I mean if I smell it and it is unpleasant, I start to cringe. I mean I will get highly pissed. Shit is just wrong when you know you can prevent that. Let me get to the point: the way that you keep your place and surroundings are a reflection of yourself. We all have busy lives, and yeah there is going to be some clutter. Nobody is perfect, but there is a difference between a light mess and complete disgustingness. Please don't be repulsive. Pick up after yourself and keep ya shit clean. Hey man...I'm just saying...

That's How I Feel

There will be no story going into this one but I will be telling on later...maybe. I don't like it when somebody decides to tell me how the fuck I feel about somebody else or them. That shit pisses me off. Don't tell me that I like you when I know I don't. Don't tell me that I have feelings for somebody when it is clear as fucken crystal that I don't. I mean seriously? Let's be real here. Unless you are my heart and emotions themselves, you don't know how I feel about anybody or anything. Stop assuming that you do. I was told that if you fuck a person for years, eventually you will have feelings for them. I don't know about others but that shit don't apply to me. I have had sex with a person for more than a year or two and haven't felt a thing about them except liking them enough to continue to get them naked. That's it. Some mutha fucka told me the other day that I like him and he know it. Bitch nigga please. You make me sick. You a clown that I let entertain me every once in a while. That is it. Like you? You better be glad I haven't tried to punch yo lights out by now. Heard that same shit a year ago for a former cut friend. "I know you have always liked me" What? If I liked you so much, why the only time I wanted to see you was at 3 in the morning? Really nigga? Shut the fuck up. I have friends. I have platonic friends. I have male friends that I would never even think of liking like that let alone wanting to be with. What the fuck man? I mean I have had men so adamantly tell me that I am gonna marry my best friend and be with him for the rest of my life. They are so wrong its ridiculous. I hate arrogant and cocky mutha fuckas that thinks it is cool to just assume that everybody want them. No boo boo. That is not the case. I laugh at the fuck niggas that want to assume that I just want to be around them because I entertain their conversation. No I want to see what new bullshit you are gonna come at me with today if I feel like being bothered with you at the time. Randoms of the world, know that I will never even think of liking you like that. Get ya mind right. I don't like you. If you keep talking that shit to me I am gonna act like I don't fucken know you. I am so sick and tired of this shit. Unless I tell you that I like this person or that person stop assuming that I do and quit fucken telling me that I do. Obviously you don't know me that's well. Yeah I know what I am talking about tonight. Hey man...I'm just saying...